I am still freezing from my outing with Offspring #2. He wanted to do something to raise money to buy me new legs. That sounded sweet until I realized he rented a dunk tank. I doubt I have to explain who the designated dunkee was.
What kind of sick person pays to dunk a woman with no legs? I'm accustomed to my offspring doing horrible things to me, but this caught me a little off guard. Thank goodness most of the would be dunkers had really bad aim. I think I went under maybe 50 times. It could've been much worse. But we made a lot of money because some people wanted lots of chances. 3% of the proceeds are going to my new leg charity. The rest is going to Offspring #2's video game fund.
It's really touching. I know.
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