I swear I have the dumbest nurses ever. They are all oohing and ahhing over my mother (the worst mother in the world) and her generosity because of the wonderful early Christmas gifts she brought me. Sounds nice, doesn't it? Who doesn't want an early Christmas gift?
She bought me an ankle bracelet, leg warmers, socks, and some festive stockings that I was begging her for last year.
I HAVE NO LEGS!!!!!!!
Every time we're alone, she laughs at me and says she can't wait for me to come home. Doctor says that will be tomorrow. Not if I have anything to do with it!
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