For the 10th time I have been tagged with this thing. I'm getting it over with already. I have nothing else to do while I'm feeding Offspring #13.
Suffer with me. Bold everything you've done.
1. Started your own blog - Oh good. I was hoping this thing would have a stupid question and it fulfills my expectations on the first one.
2. Slept under the stars - My mother (the worst mother in the world) made me. With no tent or bug repellant. And a bear almost ate me.
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii - ha ha ha ha. No.
5. Watched a meteor shower - I'm lucky to watch myself shower let alone a meteor.
6. Given more than you can afford to charity - My Offspring donated on my behalf to their video game charity for themselves. So yes.
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo - My mother (the worst mother in the world) made me sing I Feel Pretty in front of my whole school while wearing that bag over my head.
11. Looked up an old boyfriend on Facebook - not on there. Mother + me on facebook = humiliation
12. Visited Paris - That's exactly what the French people want: A hideous, hairless, legless woman with 13 Offspring giggline, "WEE WEE! WEE WEE! WE SPEAK FRENCH!"
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea - Yeah, a close up.
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child - ha ha ha
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept in an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight - I was attacked while sleeping peacefully
22. Hitchhiked - The closest thing would be when that pervert drove me to my doctor appointment, but that was because my electric wheelchair died in the middle of the sidewalk.
23. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping - No! One person counting my stretch marks is enough.
27. Run a marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse (solar)
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person - Mother dropped me in it.
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo's David
41. Sung Karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance - Can I quadruple bold this one?
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gotten out of a speeding ticket
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching - My husband says he has from the comfort of his own home.
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Adopted a stray dog or cat
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job - Something about my personal problems interfering with my work.
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper - An embarrassing one. Courtesy of guess who?
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chicken pox
89. Saved someone's life
90. Sat on a jury - About every other year
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby - x 13
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a lawsuit - The receiving end
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Read an entire book in one day
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